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clo7580:

This would be me on the show.

shukle:

honestly the steven universe fandom is progressively getting more and more annoying. i’mma still watch the show tho. i’mma still watch

aubrieyplaza:

phil dunphy is the type of parent i want to be

karayray1:

peachpapi:

thecommonchick:

“PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH" 

My son

Future son fr.

(Source: thecommonchick)

slayboybunny:

slayboybunny:

i think i accidentally came out to my parents because of this comic

im glad this is circulating again 

imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

princessharumi:

argentarachnids:

jankybones:

8anter:

oak23:

roombadeathsquad:

oak23:

teen titans go is just so unpleasant to watch

Damn them for appealing to children

i just literally watched an ep where robin wanted to build a pool instead of a senior’s centre because he wanted to see starfire in a bikini and rub lotion on her and acting fucking creepy as fuck about it like what child goes through wanting to see one of their peers wearing a bikini how is this appealing/relatable to children like

there was also an episode i saw recently where the team lost their memory except for robin and he spent the entire episode convincing everyone he was their leader and he like, raised and saved everyone or something, basically convincing them to worship him, but when it came to starfire he tried to convince everyone she was his girlfriend and she seemed confused and uncomfortable but robin was like “ha ha! just a bit of couple banter! love you sweetie!” and refused to stop treating her like they were dating until she got her memory back? like? what message does that give. robin is a creepy bastard towards starfire in every episode i catch on tv. ttg is not a good tv show for children. it appeals to them through humour and designs and easy to follow storylines but that doesnt make it a good show for children, especially when they pass off someone like robin as a protag.

There was another episode where Cyborg was shown stalking Jinx, like he knew her favorite bands and foods and what she smelled like?? And they basically put a highlight on stalkers because even though she pointed out it was creepy, and he said “I know” in a comedy bit to brush it off, they ended up dating happily.

What is that teaching young boys and girls? That stalking is okay? That stalking is romantic? Come the fuck on.

These are legit complaints.

I tried to watch it to give it a chance but there is literally NO GOOD MORALS OR ANYTHING that you can get from it. 90% of it has Robin acting like a fuckboy. There was an episode where he lied to Starfire about a mission just so he could attempt to kiss her in a car. There’s another episode where they play truth or dare and Robin chooses dare for Starfire so he can dare her to marry him and have children and when she refuses to choose dare he leaves and throws a sobbing tantrum. Another episode he also asks Cyborg to build a matchmaking machine because he believes it’ll show he and Star are a perfect match and that’ll make her want to be with him. And no matter how much Starfire says no and refuses him that just makes Robin think up of even more schemes to get in her pants.  

Like what the fuck is all of this???? This cartoon literally ruined the Robin/Star relationship for me which I did appreciate in the original. Like I can’t even stand the thought of enjoying it anymore. There’s a ton more wrong with it but the above just makes me sick to my stomach. It’s the worst creation on television, and they try so hard like the commercials for it literally call TTG “Your new favorite show”, yeah my ass.   

frankyourdeath:

me*suddenly is very very sad*
me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

parentheticalaside:

Time has an interactive feature to discover what your name would be if you were born today, based on popularity of your birth year vs. now.

My name would be Mylah. With all apologies to anyone named Mylah, I am now very happy to be named not Mylah.

lmactans:

batchix:

hugo-plz:

robinmarlesuth:

veebat:

kitsunebaba:

g00kie-m0nster:

peacefulvibes:

stonefreedreamer:

This had nothing to do with smoking weed or getting high. This is about our earth. This is about our future. This is about the future of our race as humans. 

I am all for hemp. Hemp is the cure for so many things wrong in this world. Hemp can make such a difference!

kitsunebaba, look what appeared on my dash :D

 IT USES 5 TIMES LESS WATER THAN COTTON

AND PRODUCES LIKE 10 TIMES MORE

AND IT HAS TWO SEASONS IN ONE YEAR AND IT IS STRONGER

WHEN YOU MAKE IT INTO PAPER IT DOESN’T YELLOW

YOU CAN MAKE FREAKING CONCRETE OUT OF IT THAT GETS HARDER OVER TIME AND BREATHES SO IT DOESN’T CRACK

THE OIL IS SUPER GOOD FOR YOU

IT WAS THE ORIGINAL FUEL FOR CARS

YOU CANNOT GET HIGH FROM IT!!!! 

 THEY USED TO MAKE SAILS OUT OF IT

YOU CAN USE 80% OF IT FOR PAPER RATHER THEN 20-30% FOR TREES

IT WAS ONLY BOYCOTTED BECAUSE THE COTTON INDUSTRY WAS GOING DOWNHILL

Call me a hippie but some things need to be changed. 

((AND HEY GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

HEMP IS WHAT THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE WAS WRITTEN ON.))

(one of the major reasons it was outlawed had nothing to do with drugs! the papermills didn’t want competition!)

I don’t believe all of this, but hemp is freakin’ amazing.

i was just joking; please shut upif you know how i feel, why would you say that? like, you put me in such an uncomfortable situation, like you know i’m not happy

bestfunny:

typette:

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

just watch it

holy jesus christ